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Patriots vs. Jets: Tom Brady Dipped in River Styx, Eats Rex Ryan, 45-3 (Satire)

December 7, 2010

On a cold, near-winter night down in Foxboro, with a gentle breeze flitting about the first few snowflakes of the coming season, Tom Brady and his band of brothers-in-arms took ...

Peyton Manning and Colts Foiled by Tom Brady and Randy Moss (Satire)

November 22, 2010

In the hotly anticipated battle royale between the always lovable Peyton Manning and the always beautiful Tom Brady, an unlikely hero rose to the top. This man, driven by the ...

Tom Brady and Peyton Manning 2010: A Head To Head Comparison

November 17, 2010

On Sunday, the New England Patriots will square off against the Indianapolis Colts at Gillette Stadium. As we all know, this can only mean one thing: Brady vs. Manning 2010!It ...

Patriots Regain Their Manhood After Defeating the Pittsburgh Steelers

November 16, 2010

I think a moment of silence should be taken later today for those who tragically lost their lives in the wake of last week's disaster with the Browns. I'll contact ...

Brett Favre Remembers His Pants Against The Patriots On Halloween Night

November 1, 2010

On the day of all hallows, a member of the living dead, driven by an insatiable appetite for brains, fame and brunettes, rose from the mist and the mud, put ...

San Diego Chargers Erroneously Celebrate Tom Brady’s Birthday

October 26, 2010

Boy, was his face red! Norv Turner, in what is sure to go down in history as one of the greatest blunders in NFL history, showed up in the Patriots locker room after ...