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49ers-Chiefs Preview: Smells Like Victory For San Francisco

September 23, 2010

Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. San Francisco @ Kansas City (+1) What’s most surprising in the NFL this year, save for the 0-2 Vikings and Cowboys, the 2-0 Buccaneers, ...

Eagles-Lions Preview: The Rebirth of Vick (Cool Like Dat)

September 18, 2010

Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Philadelphia at Detroit (+3) Head trauma is all the rage in Philly, with Kevin Kolb and Stewart Bradley suffering concussions last week against the ...

Ravens-Bengals Preview: Ray Lewis Challenges Cincinnati’s ‘Alligator Arm-Y’

September 18, 2010

Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Baltimore @ Cincinnati (-1) Ray Lewis, in the buildup to the Ravens/Jets Monday night opener, pleaded with everyone not to get consumed by the ...

Bears-Cowboys Preview: America’s “Teeming” Bounces Back

September 18, 2010

Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Chicago @ Dallas (-9) If Dallas' 13-7 loss in Washington proved anything, it's that boneheaded decisions by Cowboys are not limited to off-the-field endeavors. ...

Falcons-Steelers Preview: Hide the Women And Children, Lock the Bathroom

September 11, 2010

Atlanta @ Pittsburgh (+2½) With Ben Roethlisberger suspended for four games and Byron Leftwich injured, quarterbacking duties in Pittsburgh fall to Dennis Dixon. With Roethlisberger relegated to an onlooker for four ...

Lions-Bears Preview: Shootout in Chi-Town

September 11, 2010

Detroit @ Chicago (-6½) Expectations are rising in Detroit, where a highly-rated draft class has the Lions' faithful optimistically thinking playoffs, and, pessimistically, the third pick in next year's NFL draft. ...

Bengals-Patriots Preview: Randy Moss Contractually Obligated To Loaf

September 10, 2010

Cincinnati at New England (-6) After a sweep of their AFC North opponents and a division crown last year, the Bengals are looking for more in 2010. A humiliating home ...

Dolphins-Bills Preview: Brandon Marshall Hotter Than Jersey Shore In Miami

September 10, 2010

Miami @ Buffalo (plus-3)What's hot in Miami, besides the escapades of the hot-tubbing, club-hopping, gelato-scooping wops of the Jersey Shore gang? Well, the arrival of Brandon Marshall, expected to be Miami's ...

NFL Games Of The Week (Weeks 1-9)

August 27, 2010

Week 1: Minnesota at New Orleans: Whatever your opinion of Brett Favre, don’t discount his generosity. The last time he was in New Orleans, he gave away a trip to ...

Jimmy Johnson: Showtime on Big “D”

July 29, 2010

Fox Sports NFL analyst Jimmy Johnson is currently a contestant on the CBS series Survivor: Nicaragua , which will air in September. Johnson, who coached the Miami Hurricanes to a ...

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