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Hoggin’: The NFL’s Fattest Offensive Lines

July 8, 2010   ·     ·   Jump to comments

Linemen. Large, jolly yet fierce creatures that dwell between the trenches on the football field, selflessly throwing themselves at charging opponents in hopes that their smaller, more elusive teammates can find a crack of daylight and light up the scoreboard. Unappreciated and almost always lost within the hustle and bustle of the gridiron, linemen have managed to find their niche within the fanbase as the like-able, levelheaded every-men in this game of spoiled, egotistical millionaires.
In honor of the ice cream trucks, hot dog grilling, and porch beer drinking of summer, I've compiled a ranking of the NFL's largest competitors both in weight and composition. So sit back, let your gut hang out, and celebrate some of the earth's most enormous athletes. Here are your winners...
NFL MVH (Most Valuable Hog): Max Jean-Gilles, Philadelphia Eagles
Congratulations Max Jean-Gilles, you are the fattest boy in camp. Without a question, Jean-Gilles takes the cake and everythin...

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