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NFL Picks and Predictions Week 13: The Ultimate Bettor’s Guide

November 29, 2014

Last week, your boy—the esteemed captain of #TeamDegenerate—ran off to a 6-2 start against the spread. I was feeling good. Real good. Too good, in fact, since I finished on ...

NFL Picks & Predictions Week 12: The Ultimate Bettor’s Guide

November 22, 2014

Last week was yet another winning one for your boy, the esteemed captain of #TeamDegenerate (T-shirts coming soon, I promise!). I racked up an 9-5 record to move to 22 games ...

NFL Picks and Predictions Week 11: The Ultimate Bettor’s Guide

November 15, 2014

Last week was yet another winning one for your boy, the esteemed captain of #TeamDegenerate (T-shirts coming soon!).  I racked up an 8-5 record to move to 16 games over .500 ...

NFL Picks and Predictions Week 9: The Ultimate Bettor’s Guide

November 1, 2014

Every Sunday night—at the conclusion of a wonderful day of gambling and debauchery worthy of #TeamDegenerate status—I sit down and guess the lines for the upcoming week's games. Once that's done, ...

NFL Picks & Predictions Week 7: The Ultimate Bettor’s Guide

October 18, 2014

To my fellow members of #TeamDegenerate: Welcome to Week 7 of the NFL season! And it's a very special week indeed. You see, the public got the better of the books ...

NFL Picks and Predictions Week 6: The Ultimate Bettor’s Guide

October 11, 2014

Can you feel it in the air? My fellow members of #TeamDegenerate, the splendor and wonderment of an NFL Sunday is almost at hand. 12 hours of gambling bliss await. I can't ...

NFL Picks & Predictions Week 5: The Ultimate Bettor’s Guide

October 4, 2014

Happy Week 5, my fellow degenerates! Last week, I continued my winning ways, fashioning together a mark of 8-4-1 against the spread to push my record to five games above .500 ...

NFL Picks and Predictions Week 4: The Ultimate Bettor’s Guide

September 27, 2014

After an awful Week 1, yours truly—the esteemed captain of #TeamDegenerate—has rebounded nicely, winning with the New York Giants this past Thursday night to pull to 25-23-1 against the spread. But ...

The Bettor’s Guide to NFL Week 1

September 6, 2014

Would you describe yourself as a gambler? Have you ever risked your cab fare on a Pac-12 second-half over from the bar at 1 a.m.? Have you spurned the Hello Kitty ...

NFL Preseason Week 1: What to Watch for in Saturday’s Matchups

August 9, 2014

Week 1 of the NFL preseason will wrap up Saturday night with four juicy contests, and each one is rife with questions. Here's what to watch for in Saturday's NFL preseason matchups, ...

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