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Is Rex Ryan The Hindenburg? The Rexinburg Rolls Out

September 11, 2010

Newsreel reporter: It burst into flames! Get out of the way! Get out of the way! Get this, Charlie! Get this, Charlie! It's fire and it's crashing! It's ...

15 Fantasy Football Quotes to Draft By

August 19, 2010

Fantasy football drafts looms as summer slips away again. So some timely tips to take to the end of summer fantasy football bash.   All fantasy football drafts are based on deception.- ...

Fantasy Football: Poisoned Players

June 28, 2010

The dose makes the poison. —Paracelsus, mad at his bad fantasy football draft. Bad draft day picks can poison your fantasy football team quicker than signing Albert Haynesworth to a ...

Albert Haynesworth Eats Daniel Snyder: Redskin Fans Riot (Satire)

June 24, 2010

Shocking reports are emerging from Washington Redskins headquarters, where it appears that embittered defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth has eaten Redskins owner Daniel Snyder and choked to death in ...

The NFL’s Ten Worst Off-Seasons

June 10, 2010

Some teams seem to have eternally bad off-seasons and constantly terrible regular seasons. Maybe the Saints singing their victory song will change all that. Maybe the sad song for some teams ...