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NFL Wildcard Round: Foot Fetishes, a “Matt” Finish and The Eagles “De Le Soul”

January 8, 2011

Note: The quotes in this article are fictional.   New Orleans @ Seattle (+10½)   The New Orleans Saints will begin defense of their Super Bowl crown by traveling to Seattle to face the ...

Cardinals-Vikings Preview: Favre Can’t Walk, But the B.S. Sure Can

November 6, 2010

Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Arizona @ Minnesota (-9) The Vikings are 2-5 after a 28-18 loss in New England, a game in which Brett Favre was knocked out ...

Houston Texans-Indianapolis Colts: Colts Have It Out for Texans

October 29, 2010

Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Houston @ Indianapolis (-5½) Revenge will in the heads of the Colts when the upstart Texans enter Lucas Oil Stadium on Monday night, a ...

Vikings-Patriots Preview: Brett Favre Brings Out the Limp, Goes for Broke in Foxboro

October 29, 2010

Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Minnesota @ New England (-5.5) Problems continue to mount for the 2-4 Vikings. Not only is the NFL still investigating the Brett Favre/Jenn Sterger ...

Bengals-Falcons Preview: The Devilish Went Down to Georgia

October 23, 2010

Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Cincinnati @ Atlanta (-5) The Falcons return home to the Georgia Dome, hoping to bounce back from a 31-17 defeat in Philadelphia, a game ...

Steelers-Dolphins Preview: Roethlisberger Back In Form; Pitt Manhandles Dolphins

October 23, 2010

Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Pittsburgh @ Miami (+3) Ben Roethlisberger's triumphant return to the Steelers was a rousing success, as the formerly-suspended signal-caller threw for 257 yards and ...

Redskins-Bears Preview: McNabb, Shanahan See Familiar Places And Faces

October 23, 2010

Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Washington @ Chicago (-3) The Redskins dropped out of a tie for first in the NFC East after last Sunday's 27-24 loss to the ...

Vikings-Packers Preview: Brett Favre Has Two Eyes on Pack; One on Jenn Sterger

October 23, 2010

Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Minnesota @ Green Bay (-3) It couldn't have worked out any better for the Vikings last week. With a win over the error-prone Cowboys, ...

Raiders-49ers Preview: Struggling 49ers Look To Raid the Win Column

October 16, 2010

Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Oakland @ San Francisco (-6½)   After last week's 27-24 loss to the Eagles, the struggling 49ers are one of only three winless teams in ...

New York Jets-Denver Broncos Preview: Jets Face Broncos’ Mile High Air Show

October 16, 2010

Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. New York Jets @ Denver (+3) The pass-happy Broncos welcome the Jets to Mile High Stadium at Invesco Field, where Josh McDaniels' fist-pumping exuberance ...

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