Vikings-Packers Preview: Brett Favre Has Two Eyes on Pack; One on Jenn Sterger

October 23, 2010   ·     ·   Jump to comments

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Minnesota @ Green Bay (-3)
It couldn't have worked out any better for the Vikings last week. With a win over the error-prone Cowboys, and losses by Chicago, Detroit and Green Bay, Minnesota picked up a full game on each of its NFC North competitors. Now the 2-3 Vikes travel to Lambeau Field to face the 3-3 Packers.
"I'm sick of the ridiculous scandal surrounding Jenn Sterger," Brett Favre said. "One would think I would contradict the rumors were they untrue. I met with the NFL's Vice President of Security Milt Ahlerich on Tuesday, and until I'm advised to do so, I can't speak on the subject. When I do, I'll surely text the details and location of the press conference. Suffice it to say it won't take place at Fort Dix.
But all 'texticles' and 'she-mails' aside, my attention is centered squarely on the Packers. If I had one eye on Jenn Sterger, then I've got two on the Packers."
The Packers have lost two straight ga...

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