A Joke Writer Thanks the NFL

November 25, 2010   ·   Costaki Economopoulos   ·   Jump to comments

I’ve been a joke writer for a long time.  And a football fan for just as long.  Finally, this season, I’ve managed to bring the two together.  And believe me, it’s been a banner year.  Here are some of the things that I’m especially thankful for this holiday season:
 
Brett Favre
Thank you, comedy gods.  Apparently, Brett sent a woman lewd messages and pictures of his penis.  It’s the first time in NFL history a quarterback delivered his own sack.
Favre apologized to the other players for “the distraction.”  Is that the nickname for his penis?  “Hey ladies, anybody want to address ‘the distraction?...’”
Despite the chaos and his fractured foot, Favre’s streak of consecutive starts continues into the 290s.  To put that in perspective, when he started his first game, he was promoting Wrangler parachute pants. 
Brett missed a lot of p...

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