Brett Favre: LeBron James Should Hurry Up and Choose (Satire)

July 5, 2010   ·     ·   Jump to comments

Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre has launched a scathing attack on NBA free-agent LeBron James.
The 40-year-old serial retirer expressed disdain that James was taking so long to choose which team to sign with.
"What is taking so long?" he said, squeezing a stress ball. "Just choose a team. I left a town that adored me, and I'm happy with my decision. LeBron should just leave too. And fast."
LeBron, the reigning Most Valuable Player, is a free agent for the first time and his courting by several NBA teams has sparked a media frenzy, monopolising every major sports station and website.
He was quick to dismiss Favre's comments as nothing more than an attempt to steal his limelight. "Everyone wants to see where the King goes! No one cares about an aging quarterback right now."
However, in recent years, July and August have become the time of the year reserved for Brett Favre's decision on whether to retire, unretire, or return to professional football.

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