Chan, Uncle Ralphie, Cousin Buddy, and the Buffalo Bills in the Land of Oz

May 10, 2010   ·     ·   Jump to comments

It's true: I'm shameless. Last year, around this time, I pimped an article by heading it "Bills Win Superbowl."
This year, some word play with the names of people we would rather not be the ones upon whose shoulders our team and city's fate now rests, is my best shot at grabbing readers. No one would fall for the Superbowl tag again, and not because it would be the second year in a row that I used it, but because the capacity of the typical Buffalo fan to even imagine such a reality is exhausted.
Now after having dreams of Holmgren nixed, dreams of Cowher Chan-neled to the crapper, dreams of McNabb, or Claussen, or McCoy, or even Tebow have been spr(ung) for CJ and the rest of the 2010 Draft Class—they aren't necessarily bad in a vacuum but they are certainly not the best apparent players to fill the Bills' biggest voids—the best I can do is have fun with the names of those we wish we didn't have to associate with the speeding bison logo, and a very wild night-fl...

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