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October 30, 2011   ·     ·   Jump to comments

Grandpa Joe is not in a good mood. He got busted trying to get into the New York Jets game last Sunday with a ticket that he designed and printed out on his own. It didn’t even have the correct date on it.
Anyway, it got even worse once he got to the police station. You see, the state of New York sends Grandpa disability checks twice a month. When he started talking with the cops about how good his golf game has been lately, they got a little suspicious.
So pops is in the county jail while the state figures out what to do with him. He can make phone calls, though, so I was able to get his picks when he rang the house today.
Grandpa: “Hey Gerald, is your mother home?”
Me: “My name is Errol. With an E. I’ve been telling you this for over 20 years.”
Grandpa: “Listen, I don’t have time for this right now, kid. Is your mother home or not?”
Me: “No, she’s in California for a couple weeks. Do you n...

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