Fantasy Football Owner Gets Inside Tip at Area Funeral (Satire)

October 14, 2010   ·   Brad Sunness   ·   Jump to comments

On Saturday, October 9th, Paul Szablak’s father died.
Fortunately, Fantasy Football owner, Jeffrey Collins attended the funeral.  Collins is the proud owner and manager of the “Big Farts in Tight Spaces,” a fantasy football team that was lucky enough to get the first pick in the 2010 fantasy draft and is currently a major contender for this years title.
The funeral was held at Firstar Funeral Home in Welhawken, NJ.  
During the opening eulogy, which was given by the deceased’s first born son, Collins overhead a conversation. 
“All I could hear was that they were saying something about a ‘sleeper pick’ and ‘this guy should be starting for the rest of the season.’  After hearing that, I listened more closely.  I never would have thought that they talking about Danny Amendola of the St. Louis Rams.  After the funeral I went straight home and picked up Amendola off of the waiver wire.&rd...

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