New York Jets Will, Undoubtedly, Rip Out Your Heart

January 14, 2011   ·   John Gallagher   ·   Jump to comments

Back when I was about five years old, my parents got me a rabbit. His name was Skippy, because as a child I was unimaginative and quite boring.
Skippy seemed like a happy bunny: never really tried to bite me, had plenty of space to run around and did his best to not poop on the carpet.
His only problem was that he seemed a little lame. Not lame in the "Wow, this thing is friggin lame" sense, but one of his legs was sort of weak. Then one day Skippy was allowed to roam free, and he decided to hop behind the TV and see what wire tasted like.

Next thing I knew the TV was off, and our living room smelled like burned chicken.

That damn bunny is the best way to describe the Jets.

You see, us Jets fans are normally a quiet, abused lot. Sure, the cameras sometime pick up some jack wagon that looks like a bloated Steve Buscemi screaming at an infant, but that's the fringe. Every fanbase has someone like that.

Jets fans have a history with their t...

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