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Want to See My New York Giant?: Brett Favre’s Nike “Rise” Commercial Parody

February 3, 2011

Does anyone remember LeBron James' Nike "Rise" commercial a while back? You know, the one that caused so much herp derp and led to that really lame, tasteless response from ...

What This Year’s Chicago Bears Team Has in Common With the 2006 Superbowl Squad

December 1, 2010

At the beginning of this season, I projected that the Bears would finish 10-6, win the NFC North and make a miraculous Super Bowl run.Now, if you assume I'm an ...

Troy Polamalu Retires in Order to Pursue a Singing Career (Satire)

August 22, 2010

This morning, All-Pro Steelers safety Troy Polamalu shocked the world by announcing he would cut his celebrated NFL Career short in order to pursue a singing career. When asked what motivated ...

Madden 11’s Player Ratings: The Winners and Losers

July 24, 2010

The Madden NFL 11 player ratings are finally out! Who lost major points due to poor performance? Who gained major points due to great performance? Who's overrated? Who's underrated? After plenty of cross referencing, ...

Don’t Have an In-State NFL Team? Here’s Your Guide for Who to Root for!

July 20, 2010

There are only 22 states that actually have an in-state NFL Franchise. That leaves 28 states, and millions of people, wondering who they should root for. Instead of bandwagoning, I think ...

The Five Most Likely NFL Teams to Head to Los Angeles

July 19, 2010

Last December, Jon Semcken III, a representative of Majestic Realty Group of Los Angeles, claimed that there's a 50/50 chance that his company could lure an NFL franchise to L.A. ...

Chicago Bears Running Back Tales: Who Will Make the Depth Chart?

July 18, 2010

On September 5, 2010, the Chicago Bears' 80-man roster space will be cut down to a 53-man roster. Alas, their six halfbacks will be cut down to a maximum of four. ...

Johnny Knox: Chicago Bears 2010 Player Analysis

June 17, 2010

I really like Johnny. He's probably one of my favorite Chicago Bears right now. One of only two Bears to make the 2010 Pro Bowl, this fifth round draft steal is ...

The Six Most Dangerous NFL teams of 2010

June 3, 2010

Everyone is wondering- Who will be the team to beat in 2010? Well, here's my personal opinion. You may be wondering, "Why did you pick a top 6? And not ...