Brett Favre Remembers His Pants Against The Patriots On Halloween Night

November 1, 2010   ·     ·   Jump to comments

On the day of all hallows, a member of the living dead, driven by an insatiable appetite for brains, fame and brunettes, rose from the mist and the mud, put on his Wranglers and promptly ate all the Butterfingers in the clubhouse. 
This would have been of no consequence were it not for the human incarnation of beauty and brawn that is Tom Brady, who finally recovered the ol' mojo en route to a 28-18 victory and his first 100 plus passer rating since all the way back in October! He even did a little scrambling, forcing the Vikings defense to risk a serious rustling of the hair and enraging millions of New England women.
Around the end of the game, Zombie Favre, pants still firmly in place, had quite a scare, which is something rather hard to do to a man who eats people for a living. After throwing an incomplete pass, Gary Guyton, who has just about the most manly name in the league (not counting Steak "Killer" Muscle of the Tennessee Titans), appeared from ...

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