Coors Light Train Derails, Kills 58 Fans at Hot Broncos Game (Humor)

August 25, 2010   ·   SportsComedian.com   ·   Jump to comments

It was a gruesome scene today in Denver as the Coors Light Love Train derailed and flew into the stands, killing 58 fans.
It was a scorching hot summer day when the Denver Broncos hosted the Detroit Lions at Invesco Field. The crowd was seemingly not into the game due to the high heat index, as temperatures reached as high as 104 degrees. The home team would make a first down or a big defensive stop, and there was little emotion from the Colorado crowd.
But Broncos officials had a plan, a time-honored tradition in the Mile High city for when the heat got too unbearable. They pumped up the loud speakers and before everyone knew it "Love Train" was blaring throughout the stadium. The crowd's spirit immediately picked up as the Coors Light train came roaring out the tunnel and the crowd cheered loudly, but it didn't even reach midfield when disaster struck.
The train jerked upward as it derailed and went careening into innocent bystanders, who were just hoping to catch a fe...

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