Deadliest Dawg: The Adventures of Cleveland Browns’ Peyton Hillis, Part 1

October 27, 2010   ·     ·   Jump to comments

The Cleveland Browns starting running back Peyton Hillis, is the NFL's Chuck Norris.  This is no longer a secret.  Chuck Norris is the toughest, coolest man in Hollywood.  Peyton Hillis is the toughest, coolest man in football.
Something tells me there could be an eventual, final showdown between the two.  Peyton Hillis with his stiff arm and lowered shoulder versus Chuck Norris with his roundhouse kick and beard.  Who would prevail?  This is the subject of "Deadliest Dawg: The Adventures of Peyton Hillis."
Peyton's Formative Years
Peyton's journey began before the dawn of history when he was not born, but forged out of twisted blue steel and molten rock.
He honed his running style as he hunted woolly mammoths on the plains of Pangaea.  He lowered his shoulder through trees, boulders and anything else in his path, as he chased down his prey.
He perfected his fitness regimen in the ancient Sparta...

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