Help Wanted: Ben Roethlisberger Looking for Employees

March 23, 2010   ·     ·   Jump to comments

With all of the issues that Ben Roethlisberger is going through, he has decided that he needs to upgrade his entourage. He has been instructed to do so by his lawyer, so he is taking his advice.
These positions are being filled at this time, even though there will be no need for these people until this Georgia case is completed.
I did a search on the Pittsburgh area craigslist, and these ads can all be found there (not really).
WANTED: Personal Assistant
Professional quarterback is looking for a personal assistant. Your duties include, but are not limited to, carrying around a briefcase with legal papers that everyone that approaches me must sign prior to speaking with me. You will also be required to make photocopies of driver's licenses of every girl that wants to talk with me, have her picture taken with me, or even be in the same room as me.
Must be honest, hard-working, and able to tell the difference between a real driver's license and a fake ...

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