Jesus Christ Will Start at QB for the Seahawks in 2010

April 29, 2010   ·     ·   Jump to comments

Is this the face of the man Tim Tebow would catch passes from as an H-back?  Some say the answer is yes.  
Jesus Christ...er...Charlie Whitehurst is pictured here performing the miracle of the five loaves and the two fish .  He was just prepping lunch for 5,000 hungry Seahawk fans on hand to watch OTAs.  Now that's the way to win a popularity contest!  Later in the day, Whitehurst would turn water into wine, proving that he is the one and only Messianic savior Seahawk fans have been clamouring for.
Note the Bing! logo patch on Jesus's...er...Charlie's jersey.  That must be Paul Allen's doing.  Any man rich enough to put the Bing! logo on Jesus's...er...Charlie's jersey must have a lot of Microsoft money behind him.
Speaking of turning water into wine, some fairly outlandish claims for Charlie's potential have been published in this past week.  ESPN Insider Chris Sprow published a piece showing that it is better for a QB to sit f...

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