Massive Crash of NFL Writers Making Camp Tours Reported in Ohio (Satire)

August 10, 2010   ·     ·   Jump to comments

A huge car accident is being reported in eastern Ohio at the moment, the result of which is apparently an abundance of traffic by NFL reporters traveling between training camps. The roads in the northeast have been clogged for the past two weeks as hundreds of reporters from every website and news source imaginable are trekking between training camps for various NFL teams.
It is believed ESPN's John Clayton veered into oncoming traffic on I-43, near the border of Ohio and Kentucky, shortly after returning from the Cincinnati Bengals' camp while making his way to that of the Cleveland Browns. He collided with several vehicles going the other way including cars driven by Adam Schefter and Chris Mortensen, and a bus carrying John Madden.
The carnage was gruesome, as blood, broken glass, and handwritten notes on positional battles were strewn about the highway.
This crash comes right on the heels of West Virginia's governor coming out publicly against traveling beat re...

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