San Francisco 49ers Should Trade for Minnesota’s Brett Favre

January 2, 2011   ·     ·   Jump to comments

After making the sacrifice to my memorial to the 49ers by sticking pins into a Christmas Rams helmet ornament, by divine right, and in the name of world peace, but not among football fans, I firmly believe the 49ers should trade for Brett Favre because:

   1. Favre's constant crying and whining will be a cuddly, snugly fit with many 49ers fans who are so proudly living up to what my Raiders buddies call "whiner Niner" fans.
   2. Favre will boost San Francisco's economy when he switches from Wranglers to Levi's, which is San Francisco-based, and stars in Levi's commercials.
   3. With yet another unearned fortune from another year of being a fantastic failure at quarterback, Favre will easily be able to afford the new Silicon Valley startup called Don't Be A Donkey's Ass.

DBADA or DADA (I shortened the acronym to make it easier to recognize and because I am the sole proprietor) is the manufacturer of Don't Be A Donkey's Ass software.
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