Super Bowl XLV: “I Only Watch For The Commercials”

January 30, 2011   ·   Stan Silliman   ·   Jump to comments

"I Only Watch the Super Bowl for the Commercials"      
A few days ago a person made the above statement to me.   
You’ll be proud of me. I shot back with “Well, I only read Playboy for the articles.” When I said “proud of me” I didn’t mean for lying, just for the quick retort.

Then she replied “I only watch soap operas for the fashion tips.”   
Then I said “I only eat steak to exercise my mandibles.” followed by “Touché” as I sat on my tush.
Okay. The touché part was in my head. Still, one can wish it came out audibly.
Then she said “I only like sex as a sleep inducement.”
To which I said “Honey, don’t you realize I’m writing all this down?”
   
Back to the Super Bowl/Commercials statement: A company called InsightExpress advertising itself a...

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