Was the Great Maple Bar Caper a Publicity Stunt?

June 9, 2010   ·     ·   Jump to comments

SATIRE— We Seahawks fans woke up this morning looking forward to some new articles written about yesterday's practice.
Instead, we were inundated with reports concerning our shiny new wide receiver, Golden Tate, mixing it up with the law.
According to the reports, around 3 a.m. this previous Saturday, Golden Tate and a friend were spotted in the Top Pot Doughnut Shop.
The cops were called in. After they had their fill, they left the scene of the crime before the police arrived. Golden Tate returned later in possession of the keys to the doors of the same shop. The police then gave him a stern warning.
Golden Tate was reached by reporters and had this to say concerning his recent criminal behavior:
"They're irresistible. It was a foolish mistake that won't happen again, but if you ever want some maple bars, that's the place to go." 
Seems like a pretty standard apology.
However, as fans, we need to read through the lines....

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